Dude, I am so much hipper than you. Seriously. Listen to what I listen to. Listen to it! Please! Anyone? Is there anyone out there who'll validate me? It's cold and I'm scared.
Add to the merciless tide of application-driven spam that's clogging social networks. At least it's one step above sharing that hilarious cat photo!
"Please don't keep posting this stuff, it just gets in the way."
"Nope. I honestly don't care about what you're posting here."
"Seriously, if you want to have a musical jack-off session, can you keep it to yourself?"