Sadly, “startup culture” isn't the kind of culture that you can clean up with a dose of antibiotics.
In response to a shop selling godawful startup motivational posters, Tef went on a Twitter-rant, as he's wont to do:
i'm not sure if these slogans are making me nauseous, and there is a cat on me, so i'm losing the will to be bitter. cats— tef (@tef) January 15, 2014
And then he came up with some better slogans. I did five minutes of work in Illustrator, and here's the result. We're not selling them, obviously. You can get them for free if you abuse the office printer. Click on each one to download it as a plain PDF.
They're on A4. If you're American, I'm sure you can work out how to fit it to your bizarre local paper sizes.
If you think of any others, for crying out loud don't tell me. I'm done despairing at this rubbish.