Quiet Carriage Proficiency Test.

Welcome. Before purchasing a Quiet Carriage ticket for a British train, you must apply for a licence.

Please answer the following questions.

Do you have anyone under 18 in your group?

If you wear headphones, what is an acceptable level of “leaking” sound for the person sat next to you?

Which of these is an acceptable quiet carriage conversation with a travelling companion?

You receive a mobile phone call while in the quiet carriage. What do you do?

Are you Brian Blessed?


You are the worst kind of person

Go back and change your answer or tweet your result

You have passed!

You may be seated in the Quiet Carriage. God bless Her Majesty.

Tweet your result   •   More by Tom

Made by Tom from an idea by Dan   •   More like this   •   @tomscott on Twitter or Facebook