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Fast, Easy, Undemocratic. Give Cash for Policies, Privatisations, and Public Finance Initiatives!

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Follow these three simple steps to SELL OUT YOUR COUNTRY ONLINE:


Complete the form

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Rich Stories, Rich People

"I donated money to the Conservative party, and in an entirely coincidental dinner party I talked to David Cameron! Then, as a complete fluke, the government introduced new policies that saved my company millions of pounds!"*