Have you ever been reading your favourite online news site, stumbled across a headline with seven syllables, and followed it in your head with doo-dah, doo-dah, in the style of Camptown Races? No? Really? Well, I have.
And now you can too, with the Camptown News!
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Camptown News reads every headline each time you visit BBC News or CNN. If the headline seems to have seven syllables, then it gets doo-dah, doo-dah added after it. Simple!
Warning: This makes no distinction between fun, light-hearted news stories and horrific tragedies. If there's a terrible event and CNN happens to write a seven-syllable breaking news headline, this will (and, on occasion, has) put "doo-dah, doo-dah" after it. Also, it may make reading headlines about Barack Obama a slightly uncomfortable experience.
If you don't know about Greasemonkey, then Wikipedia has a far better explanation than I could ever write. Basically: it's a Firefox extension that helps make sites easier – like adding download links to YouTube, look up products in other retailers, or remove all external Facebook applications. You can download it here. Or you could just enjoy these lovely screenshots:
I'd love to know what you think. Email me!
I'll add other news sites when I get the time. Again - if you can write XPath that detects headline links for another site, send it to me and I'll give you credit!