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• Only Connect – I'm one of the Hitchhikers on the BBC4 quiz show!
• Smug Kookaburras – the most self-satisfied of all birds.
• The Star Wars Weather Forecast – 'It's like Hoth out here.'

Work Things

• I make stuff happen. Hire me!

Popular Things

• Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall off a Cliff — b'doom, tssh.
• Breaking the News: Matt Gray and I bonehead the budget.
• The Coruscant Juggling Club – spectacular feats of Force dexterity.
• The Webcycle: the faster you pedal, the faster your internet connection goes.
• Salmon in a Dishwasher – is it possible?
• Breakfast: Fortified with Iron – cooking bacon and eggs... with an iron.
• You Cannot Remove Your Fingerprints With Pineapple – it's true.

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