This game hasn't aged well, and if you don't get the joke, you should cast your mind back to Euro 2004...
Hello. I'm Tom. These are some of the things I've made and done. They'll probably come back to haunt me in a few years' time.
I'm on stage at events and conferences round the world talking about the web, the accelerating pace of change, and tea cozies.
In 2012, I was one of Sky 1 HD's Gadget Geeks.