This game hasn't aged well, and if you don't get the joke, you should cast your mind back to Euro 2004...
Hello. I'm Tom. These are some of the things I've made and done. They'll probably come back to haunt me in a few years' time.
I write and present shows for television and the web, including a stint on Sky 1 HD's Gadget Geeks. You can see loads of them over on my YouTube channel.
I'm on stage at events and conferences round the world talking about the web, the accelerating pace of change, and tea cozies.